Tonguepyrite

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Facezircon

I protest, even warmly, that neither he nor his sorrows were in my intention.

And with that he went off to see my father, taking me with him by the arm. Goosesurf.

The secular cooling that must someday overtake our planet has already gone far indeed with our neighbour.

But what sort of language would we have the world speak, if we were told the miracle of Babel was presently to be reversed?